Or a bicycle!
So, ‘Race 3’s trailer came out yesterday. It looks like a mash-up of a bunch of Salman Khan’s films. This is to be expected after having worked in a gazillion films. The trailer was hilariously bad, but the one scene that stayed with us is this one:
How many of you did the same thing? Our old lady used to tell us, “You are supposed to ride the bike not walk the bike”. By the way, we are talking about a bicycle here. Bicycle is for children and we call adult bicycle as bike! Remember when you were making the transition from four wheels to two? How scary and new it was? How many of you have heard from older people that you need to fall off the bike once and then only you will know how to ride it.
Speaking of actual bikes, motor bikes, we do not know and have no intention of riding one. We believe motor bikes are the easiest way for you to meet God. This should have been their tagline: Dying to meet God? Just ride one of our bikes and you will get there. Jokes aside, bikes are really dangerous and too many innocent people have lost their lives over it. Last year on a rainy day, a girl slipped on the road right in front of us. She was on her bike and was about to turn. The road was slippery and while trying to make the turn she slipped. We had to break in time. Just imagine the horror of what could have happened!
Anyways, this is not a commentary of ‘Race 3’s trailer. We value our brain cells too much to do a commentary on one, but man what the hell was Salman Khan thinking doing this scene:
It’s like in his films, he has to provide the nekkid factor! Who is going to enjoy Salman Khan and Bobby Deol shirtless? Thank Goodness that Salman didn’t take Dharmendra in it otherwise Hema Malini would be the only one watching this film!
Lastly, can’t help but notice that this particular looks like Sallu is showing us that he truly is the Ultimate Godfather of Bollywood. He no care if you male or female, he going to godfather you the way he knows best: make you his side deals in films! Somewhere Katrina Kaif is sitting and wondering why her Bhai dearest couldn’t make a role for her sister in this film. We were going to say for her, but she was already in the first one .
If you notice in this film, they have run out of ideas to make action scenes. All these scenes have a deja-vu sense attached to it. Maybe it’s also because Salman has just done an action film so he got lazy and asked them to just copy and paste from that film. This movie also seems to not be an actual sequel of the film since Anil Kapoor’s role is different. He is playing the father of Daisy Shah and Saqib Saleem instead of the usual police inspector role that he played in the earlier two films from this franchise.
And the ending of that trailer, this screams: Get ready for what happens after you have had too much briyani!
