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Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan are back to being slap buddies

No, they are not physically slapping each other, they are just back to being comfortable at making fun of each other. To be fair, when there’s “slap” and Salman Khan in the same sentence, most people will think the obvious because it’s not the first time. Ever since Katrina Kaif lost one of her two lifeboats, she is hanging on to the only lifeboat she has got dearly, like her life depended on it. Going back and sticking to everyone’s favourite Bhai (not hers) has gotten her several deals, including IIFA 2017. If you are familiar with the Katrina-Salman relationship back then when they were together, what happened at the IIFA press conference will be like déjà-vu for you. Not the Beyonce song, déjà-vu as in seen before, like it’s nothing new. Salman has never stopped himself from making fun of Katrina, but this time Katrina too joined in and even went to the extend of telling Alia Bhatt to leave Salman for her and take Varun Dhawan instead. You know how desperate she is that she HAD to say this in public in front of the media? If you think about it, it’s like she’s warning Lulu to stay away from Sallu and just go back to Romania.

Aside from joking with each other, the real highlight of the video was when Salman Khan asked Katrina Kaif to “cover it up” or “pull it up”.

This reminded us of the time that Katty used to be with Sallu, she would dressed up appropriately onscreen and offscreen. The minute she realised she could impress (fish out) Ranbir Kapoor, she started shedding her clothes one by one. You know this is true, we are not making it up. If you see here in this picture, she is covered up but the dress is too short and her cleavage area is a bit open. Now, Bhai is not one to lose his temper in public in front of the media. He also couldn’t find a stick to show Katrina how she should dress in a modest way. So, he ended up being caught on camera telling Katrina many times to cover up her cleavage or something.

Katrina did what many girls do when their fathers tell them the same: she pretended not to understand or hear what Salman was saying. See, if she wanted to entice him, Bhai wouldn’t want everyone to be turned on as well; only he gets to be and stay a virgin after 50! Anyways, Salman tells her the same thing like 3 times and Katrina ends up telling him something like, “I can’t, it’s glued in” or something like that (we are not professional lip-readers). If she had guts, she could have told him to stop staring like a pervert. Speaking of pervert, did he make Malaika Arora Khan cover up too when she used to come over?

Poor Alia was there looking all cute up and what not, and Bhai was only interested in other things. Alia is probably wondering what’s Katrina’s secret since Alia has to play girlfriend to someone’s alleged boytoy while Katrina got to have 2 of the most famous single men in Bollywood. Just check out the friendly banter that went on between Katrina and Salman at this press conference.

 

Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan Interview

 

Katrina on whether it’s difficult to work with Salman

No. With Salman, it’s always entertainment and that’s been wonderful. He is like a continuous TV show. So, it’s like you’re watching and being happy.

 

Katrina on whether it gets embarrassing for her, Salman replies

It might get embarrassing for you.

 

Katrina then says

No, never. He has a lot of love to give to people around him.

 

Salman added on

My humour is always above the belt, never below it.

 

Alia on where she will go in New York after IIFA

Wherever Katrina take me, I will go.

 

Salman cuts her and says

And Katrina will go, wherever I take her.

 

Alia on when she will work with Salman, Katrina jumps in and says

Please leave Alia for Varun Dhawan and Salman for me!

 

Damn, was Katrina high on desperation or was she really high on RK’s leftover stuffs?

Katrina is one actress, who makes Aishwarya Rai look better. When Aish left and blasted Salman for his abusive behaviour, she never looked back or even went crawling back to him despite the industry being scared to hire her back then. Katrina, on the other hand, well, you know the rest…..

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