The blind item below is a little funny. It’s actually hilarious because imagining this situation is just…From Hindustan Times, this one of about Bollywood’s Ultimate Godfather, who is still on a mission to launch as many people as possible and give them jobs. In a way, it’s good that he is willing to put his money there but maybe do it for work or tasks behind the scenes? While KJo is on a mission to launch star kids, Godfather is on a mission to launch anyone and their kids. That’s how big his heart and bank account is. Kebab Jo wishes he had this kind of kebabs money! Imagine how many other star kids he would have been able to launch just to oust the outsiders?

The other day, he announced that he was producing another film for this actor, troubling son of two actors. He already launched his boy, gave him his second film and now he is producing his third film. Who else would have done something like that? Wonder what that boy had to do to get these films? Because there were blind items and even news items back then after his debut that he went back to Godfather and begged him for help. Godfather said that there was nothing he can do and that his hands were tied. Maybe that was when he was still with his strict manager. Could be, after the manager was fired, he just got more freedom to put his money anywhere he wants to.

Secretly, we think that he is spending his money how he wants it because he knows his family depends on him. Now, his sister wants him to hire the husband again in another film and it seems that it is going to happen later this year. Just imagine the financial burden on him to make everyone’s careers. He is just wasting his money away so that when it all ends his family members will have to actually work to make ends meet. Well, the ones that depend on him anyway.

So, the blind item includes his foreign girlfriend, who also is riding on his shoulders. Seriously, though. Has she ever thought what would happen to her if he breaks up with her in the next couple of years? All the time invested in following him around would go to waste. She is probably hoping her career kicks off somewhere. So far, she has tried being in item songs, singing in HINDI and now she is about to become an actress. It must be tiring to follow him everywhere like this. His famous ex used to do it too until her career kicked off big time and she ain’t got no time to entertain his behind no more. But, what about this one? You can’t say she is not dependant on him. She has been living with him for so long already, enjoying the high life and all. He keeps giving the same excuses to not get married, but seriously everyone knows he will never tie the knot!

Check out this funny blind item from HT.

 

Bollywood Blind Item

So you think it’s all wine and roses being the girlfriend of a major Bollywood hunk? Think again. This hilarious anecdote brought home the fact that what’s good for the goose is not always good for the gander. Weekend flyers at Goa’s airport were in for a star darshan when Bollywood’s reigning bhai and most perennial bachelor, dropped in with his alleged GF and his impressive posse of security detail, to catch his flight.

As expected, the usual clamour from swooning fans and selfie frenzy ensued. But of course, given the hunk’s pre-eminence, airport officials immediately waived him through the winding queues of holiday revellers returning home so he didn’t have to wait his turn. Because of course, when you are a Bollywood superstar, rules made for ordinary citizens don’t apply.

And so, in a matter of minutes, the star and his posse were gone… only to come back shortly and a bit sheepishly, after realising that they had left the star’s girlfriend behind, still waiting at the bottom of the women’s queue. “Please excuse us Madam, actually Mr Superstar is waiting for her and they are flying by private jet,” requested the airport staff to normal paying customers, in a bid to make up for their ‘error’.

And then finally, they were off!

 

OSOP Guesses

Bollywood Hunk: Salman Khan

Girlfriend: Iulia Vantur