It’s tiring to address blind items with fake romances. Blind items that KebabJo thinks will get us excited and all that. It doesn’t. In fact, it’s like these people are so delusional in thinking that we will fall for the crap.

We wonder how they come up with these silly stories. And, who would have thought Tingu would have had so many suitors? Wait! Is it called suitors if we are talking about ladies?

Never mind.

So, apparently KebabJo is hell-bent on making Tingu aka Samosa face (shoutout to the reader who came up with this) happen, especially after Samosaji’s last movie was declared a hit. What’s funny is, on one side this Tingu wants to be the next Raymond while on the other side, KebabJo wants him to be like Govinda in that film where two ladies go mad over him and he ends up marrying both. Don’t ask which one, most of Govinda’s films look the same to us!

What else to say? Let’s just sit and watch this movie instead. After all, Kebab Jo putting his best creativity to play with these stories! Every story must have his KKHH angle to it. But this time, it is really creepy, especially when one of the girls in this is still very young and looks like a lost child. Of course, she does. All these parents are just dropping their kids off to KebabJo like if he is some kind of star kid sitter!

Check out the blind item from Mumbai Mirror. Speaking of KebabJo’s creativity, here’s what happens when he’s not there to direct a scene:

This is what it looks like when you are trying to kiss your cat in a nice petting way. Aloo should know, she has cats!

 

Bollywood Blind Item

YOUR diarist has learnt that a newbie in the entertainment scene is really upset with a young actor who, in the short time he’s been in B-town, has earned himself a reputation as a Casanova.

While this young lady has been wearing her heart on her sleeve, she has just learnt that the man she was crushing on has been getting cosy with his new leading lady, who has also started gushing about him rather publicly.

During a recent film schedule, the crackling chemistry between the two was obvious to all; it’s apparent even in their social media posts and exchanges.

All of this has not gone unnoticed by the young starlet. She may have transferred her affections to her co-star, but he’s already hooked and booked. Ah well, the path to love shav, ishq vishk never did run smooth.

 

OSOP Guesses

Newbie: Ananya Pandey

“Casanova”: Kartik Aaryan

Actress: Sara Ali Khan