What is there to say about the blind item below? Nothing more than what has already been said. This actor makes a journalist’s job easy. Is it journalist of gossip writer? Never mind, it’s just that this actor literally says anything to make people listen. He’s like that attention seeking boy, who jumps around wanting people to pay attention to him. No, wait! That’s a dog. You get what we are trying to say.

We are pretty sure every detail concerning this actor is leaked by himself. He leaked that he enjoys doing recreational drugs, he leaked that story about his mother being a lesbo which led to his parents fighting and then, what else? The underwear sniffing story was most likely leaked by the ex-girlfriend. The blind item below is funny, because if we remember correctly Aamir Khan said that the blind item’s subject needed help with his winky dinky to function.

Speaking of winky dinky, we once were given a stray kitten that someone threw outside a restaurant. The kitten looked very much like a female, cute and lovely. It wasn’t until it grew a little bigger that his winky dinky made an appearance. In honour of that, we named him ‘Weenie’, much to the dismay of the old lady and everyone else in the house. But guess what? We found out some months later that the name of the wife of Nelson Mandela is Winnie! There’s also Winnie, the Pooh. Don’t know why we are making excuses, it’s not as bad as that woman who named her son ‘Vagina’! Weenie is a cat and no one is going to pick on him because of his name. In fact, he grew up to be the onscreen Nawazuddin Siddiqui of the house; all the female cats are scared of him! By the way, weenie is another term for wiener, for those who don’t know; it’s popularly used in England.

 

We know we have diverted slightly from the blind item, so without any delay here’s presenting Pichkari’s blind item below from BollywoodLife.

 

Bollywood Blind Item

This A-List actor is referring to his private parts as the title of his film

This handsome young Bollywood actor has a legion of female fans. He has the looks and talent that can ensnare a woman’s heart but it seems he is prouder of his other assets than his dil. He has just begun work on his next film that has him paired with one of the most exciting young talents of the present day. Well, the title of the film is a little different from the usual and the actor has found a way to amuse people through it. Now, comes the shocker. What the actor has been doing might have been damn offensive in some sectors but people are laughing it off.

Well, the actor has been going to actress, director and crew members and suddenly pointing to his crotch and saying that this is the real weapon. Well, the title of his film literally means weapon/ammunition/bomb. Initially, everyone was taken by surprise but now people are laughing it off. The actor last film was a dud at the box office but his upcoming kitty looks exciting with an intense film and this hi-tech one. People close to him know about his crazy sense of humour that range from quirky and horny and are not surprised.

Talking about this young man, he has the reputation of being quite a Casanova and ladies. With a number of link-ups to his name, we are sure that his family jewels must have been discussed by some of the girls. But to hear of the actor openly flaunting it is kinda weird!

 

OSOP Guesses

Actor: Ranbir Kapoor

Film: Brahmastra