Get ready to duck and hide if you spot Neetu Singh coming at you from a distance. Neetu Singh aka Ranbir Kapoor’s mother is checking out pretty young girls everywhere to make him supposedly forget the pretty young girl in Pakistan, Mahira Khan. It seems that Momma Kapoor must have been shocked out of her mind when the pictures of Ranbir and Mahira leaked. She must have had thoughts of what would her society friends say if her precious son decides to get married to a divorced Pakistani woman with a son? We are pretty sure that’s what went in her mind.
Pretty young girls, everywhere, here’s your warning from Mumbai Mirror:
The bachelor
EVEN as rumours of a romance with Pakistani actor Mahira Khan abound, Ranbir Kapoor’s mum Neetu is in full-on Punjabi mode, trying to get her son married off ASAP. We hear that for the past two years, she has been trying to convince him to settle down. Of course he has long told her that he will marry when he is ready to, but she is hardly listening. Some friends say it’s all she talks about. Even when she spots a pretty young girl at a wedding, she wants to introduce her to her son. Another rumour doing the rounds is that Neetu has been looking up NRI girls in London, and has even had Ranbir meet one of them. While one hardly imagines Ranbir to give in to an arranged match, stranger things have happened.
We can’t imagine the life of the girl, who ends up getting married to Ranbir Kapoor. Not only will she be married to a hero, she will also get supporting cast, who might or might not act as villains, in the form of Ayan Mukherji and Neetu Singh.
You will get a father-in-law, who will complain about you on Twitter once he’s had a few (wink-wink). You will get a mother-in-law, who will show you she’s mad at you depending on how she shares the pictures of you on Instagram:
If she’s not mad, you are there. If not, she crops you out. Old lady knows how to crop, that’s even more dangerous than cutting her son’s nails!
Neetu probably thinks this about Ranbir in her head. That’s why she’s looking for pretty young girls everywhere.
Pretty young girls, everywhere. Are you the chosen one?
