Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere

Get ready to duck and hide if you spot Neetu Singh coming at you from a distance. Neetu Singh aka Ranbir Kapoor‘s mother is checking out pretty young girls everywhere to make him supposedly forget the pretty young girl in Pakistan, Mahira Khan. It seems that Momma Kapoor must have been shocked out of her mind when the pictures of Ranbir and Mahira leaked. She must have had thoughts of what would her society friends say if her precious son decides to get married to a divorced Pakistani woman with a son? We are pretty sure that’s what went in her mind.

Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere

Pretty young girls, everywhere, here’s your warning from Mumbai Mirror:


The bachelor

EVEN as rumours of a romance with Pakistani actor Mahira Khan abound, Ranbir Kapoor’s mum Neetu is in full-on Punjabi mode, trying to get her son married off ASAP. We hear that for the past two years, she has been trying to convince him to settle down. Of course he has long told her that he will marry when he is ready to, but she is hardly listening. Some friends say it’s all she talks about. Even when she spots a pretty young girl at a wedding, she wants to introduce her to her son. Another rumour doing the rounds is that Neetu has been looking up NRI girls in London, and has even had Ranbir meet one of them. While one hardly imagines Ranbir to give in to an arranged match, stranger things have happened.

Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere

We can’t imagine the life of the girl, who ends up getting married to Ranbir Kapoor. Not only will she be married to a hero, she will also get supporting cast, who might or might not act as villains, in the form of Ayan Mukherji and Neetu Singh.

You will get a father-in-law, who will complain about you on Twitter once he’s had a few (wink-wink). You will get a mother-in-law, who will show you she’s mad at you depending on how she shares the pictures of you on Instagram:

Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere

If she’s not mad, you are there. If not, she crops you out. Old lady knows how to crop, that’s even more dangerous than cutting her son’s nails!

Neetu probably thinks this about Ranbir in her head. That’s why she’s looking for pretty young girls everywhere.

Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere


Pretty young girls, everywhere. Are you the chosen one?

Attention, Pretty Young Girls everywhere

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14 Responses

  1. Lalalalala says:

    ROFL!!! the nail filing cat. Admin you rock!!!

  2. naughtytrini says:

    I must admit the topics are hilarious the way admin phrases it. It is really a joy to read them. I sit at my desk and start laughing at my computer, my co-workers thinks am going nuts but am not going to share this treasure blog I have found. It is all all mines. Honestly, I dont think much pretty young girls is going to want to marry ranbir. He is trouble with a capital letter T. He is a mama’s boy and those kinds are so childish and if they cant get their way with you they always turn to their mama. But then again you cant blame Neetu, maybe she just want a nice innocent quiet girl like herself for her son.

    • Admin says:

      Good to hear that you have fun reading OSOP. We were having second thoughts about our sense of humour since a reader pointed out how can we make fun of a woman looking for a bride for her son?

      • Amanda says:

        The post was really good and I laughed a lot.. Hating and criticizing anything and everything has become a norm now.. They can’t see the humor..

    • Pepeas says:

      Lol! And Rishi wants a calm, classy teetotaler like himself! πŸ˜€

  3. Tanuja says:

    Haha admin,I believe this “warning” is for the rich daughters aka socialites .

  4. Shivanisd says:

    whos the woman next to RK in the group pic?

  5. Shivanisd says:

    I would love it if he marries mahira..she is a great actress. Ive seen one of her tv serials. Its a progressive match…marrying a divorced woman of another country. Whatever else may be wrong with RK he is most definitely progressive. Rishi and neetu are dumb if they are opposing this match. They are just showing how petty they are.

    • Shivanisd says:

      The -4 on my comment shows how xenophobic and small minded indians are. Hating on Mahira just bcuz shes a divorcee and a pakistani. So pathetic, the typical indian mindset.

  6. Deep says:

    Indian parents are the worst.. everywhere… even my own family… there is just so much interference in all aspects of a married couple…. the concept of letting the partners figure things out by themselves just does not exist……hate such nosey parkers……… and getting married to a mama’s boy is ones worst nightmare…..

    • Shivanisd says:

      but i find all indian men are mamas boys to some extent….blame it on our culture. MIL is almost like a bonus husband.

      • Pepeas says:

        Absolutely. Most will droolingly watch as much porn as possible, then point fingers at Sunny Leone. Many will sleep around, then marry mummy-daddy’s “good girl” choice (and get upset if their wife has had even one serious boyfriend). So many Italian men are like this, too. They’re colloquially called “mammone” for mamma’s boys πŸ˜›

  7. Nars <3 Kangana says:

    Unless he finds himself a Mira Rajput type and no Neetu or Rashi can mess with her.

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