Y’all…We are all being fooled. Not we, as in we…But we, as in all of us! Late last night, pictures and videos from the Filmfare Awards were coming out one by one. It was a little surprising how all of it seems rehearsed.
How much longer do they feel they can fool people? People or their teenage fans? It seems that they all realized how their stardom depends so much on teenagers what-is-the-word shipping them that they are all willing to do this.
Maybe they all took the same thing before heading over there.
There should be some boundary there somewhere.
But this is Bollywood we are talking about, forget boundaries they don’t even have respect for others.
Firstly, Deepika is a people-pleaser so it’s not a wonder she’s pally-pally with her ex and his ex + his
fake current one.
But what about Ranveer? What is going on with him? How can he cool with the man, who cheated on his wife and is not safe to be around any taken woman? How? Is it because he is grateful that Ranbir cheated on Deepika so he got to be with Deepu in the end. Or he tries sooo hard to prove to everyone that he is OK with Ranbir, but ends up going overboard.
We think he is trying to show everyone because remember, the man is a show-off, he does everything for show. Sure, by being polite with your wife’s ex, you are being a gentleman but by hugging him, kissing him or even sitting on him, you are trying to show everyone how confident or how man enough you are to do all these things.
They must have all been sooo high that nothing else mattered.
See, Ranbir is not that nice to begin with. As much as he pretends to be nice on the outside, he can be quite b!tchy when he is with his close ones. No one would want to be friends with someone, who will stab you in the back.
The most awkward one in this situation has to be Alia. After all, she was in school when all of them were getting big in Bollywood.
What’s going on with Ranbir here? It’s like his battery is dropping low and Alia is asking for the charger. Also, he is wearing make-up…It’s like suddenly he snapped out of it and started acting like himself again.
Alright, let’s get started with the awards now.
Zee Cine Awards
Ranbir Kapoor won the Best Actor Award.
Alia Bhatt won the Best Actress Award.
Ranveer Singh won Best Actor (Male) Viewers Choice
In all honesty, we forgot Ranbir had ‘Sanju’ last year. So we were wondering why was he there? Because he has not attended an awards show for a long time. Like he stopped caring enough to attend.
After all the bad press that both Alia and Ranbir got, especially Ranbir with his bully-behaviour with Alia, KJo must have told them it’s time to step up the act. Alia is always ready, it’s Ranbir who looks like he couldn’t care less.
Hence, Ranbir had to step up his game and prove to everyone how romantic he is and what a good boyfriend he is.
Ranveer, Deepika, Ranbir and Alia all sat together in the front. Katrina was also there, she sat with Sonam Kapoor. Can you imagine? The whole time RK and Kat were together, they never once went to an awards show together. They never even sat together.
Ranbir and Aloo did a little dance together on stage then gave the papz their first shot of them holding hands.
There were no official pictures released from this awards show, except for the red carpet event.
Alia Bhatt won the Best Actress Award
Ranveer Singh won Best Actor in a Leading Role (Critics)
Do you think KJo was directing them via WhatsApp?
After all, Aloo and Ranbir came separately at different time. KJo and the editor of Filmfare are quite close so it is not surprising that the best performance of Aloo and Ranbir was reserved for Filmfare Awards.
It could have been more natural, but ended up looking sooo forced. Everyone is happily smiling and hugging.
Again, Ranbir, Ranveer, Alia and Deepika were sitting together. Katrina was there too and this time, she made an effort to go and greet Alia and Ranbir. It’s nice that she has moved on from this trauma. He’s not her problem anymore.
So, the biggest bomb drop in the evening was when Aloo called RK, “Her special one” and went on to drop an “I Love You” to him.
No word on whether Ranbir reciprocated the favor. A bit ironic since both of his exes are there.
Ranbir also took the chance to just make out with Vicky Kaushal. Vicky’s #MeToo moment! (nojoke)
Come, we’ll tell you…
Katrina: (thinking) Oh, look at you – you poor little lamb. You don’t know what’s about to hit you!
Alia: Kat, I am so sorry…You look nice.
Katrina: Yeah, right! Hihi…
Ranveer: (thinking) How long more I have to wait? Break it up Alia, my arms are hurting!
Ranbir: (thinking) What are they talking about?
Ranbir’s bodyguard: (thinking) I better get there before Kat’s leg kick him in the face! After all, I helped him escape that day at the apartment…
Ranveer: (thinking) Finally!
Ranbir: (thinking) Eee…Bappi Lahiri! No wait, that’s Ranveer.
Ranveer: Come here, you!
Ranbir: You smell nice!
Deepika and Alia: Muah, Muah…
Ranbir: (reaches out hand to hug her)
Katrina: (reaches arm and hand to stop him)
Katrina: Don’t touch me!
Ranbir: The cameras are watching, Katrina…
Katrina: OK, fine!
Ranbir and Katrina: Muah, Muah…
Alia: Then, Karan accidentally hit on like. I always tell him not to use his phone on the loo before brushing his teeth, he never listens. Now people think he is a snake!
Deepika: Oohh! Is that Katrina coming?
Alia: He told me he had nothing to do with that girl from that film.
Deepika: You just wait and see…I have seen this scene before, many times.
Katrina: Oh, there you are kamini…
Alia: It’s me, Alia. Did you forget my name already?
Deepika: Psst..Just now Katrina came and called her kamini and Alia had no idea she was talking to her.
Ranveer: Hahah…Careful your hair will get caught in this.
Ranbir: Quick, cameras are pointing at us. Pretend I am telling you a funny joke.
Ranbir: Koochi,koochi, poochi,poochi, moochi,moochi
Ranbir: You think we made a great show tonight? Karan would be happy?
Alia: Ya, ya. Daddy would be super proud!
Ranbir: No, I meant Karan.
Alia: Yes, I heard!
Ranbir: Finally, I can go home. Ayan is waiting for me.
Alia: Ya, ya. My cats too are waiting for me.