Alia’s Bollywood friends are waiting for Kalank to release first before defending her against Kangana
After yesterday’s breaking news, we don’t think it’s going to happen. Just yesterday or 11 hours ago, to be exact, Subash K Jha posted an article announcing with this title:
Obviously, we thought that more of Alia’s colleagues other than Randeep Hooda came out in her support after that chappal breaking news. But, no! That colleague was Randeep Hooda only. So, it was more of one colleague instead of colleagues.
Anyways, SKJ who personally interviewed Alia for ‘Kalank’ actually told her she was going to win all awards next year without even seeing the film first. That’s his opinion, it’s fine. He also praised ‘Kalank’ to the roof today right after he watched it.
So, naturally he has the first hand or rather a close link to Kebab Jo right? Here’s the message he got from KJo’s camp about all this drama. Note that this came before the chappal flying incident, so probably SKJ was a little late in posting this.
A source close to Karan Johar says, “Alia’s well-wishers friends and family have so far kept quiet for the sake of decorum and peace. But now it’s time for them to speak out , which they will do once Kalank is out. They didn’t want the film to be affected by any negative publicity.” – SKJ
Did they not send that memo to Alia’s mom?
Thanks to her now, reporters are now going to hound Alia about what Rangoli said. Just imagine:
Reporter: Alia, Alia!
Reporter: Kangana ki sister ne kaha ke aapke daddy ne chappal pheki Kangana ke uppar. What do you have to say about that?
Alia: That’s not my daddy! My daddy has never even wear a chappal a day in his life. He only wears branded sneakers once and then throws it out of his window as soon as he’s done with it.
Reporter: Then, how does he go to the bathroom?
Alia: Hmmm…(thinks) How would I know, ya?!
Alia: My daddy would never throw his fancy shoe at anyone. Because if you manage to catch it, you can buy a house with it. How do you think I bought my apartment? I stood by his window and caught a couple of shoes.
Full disclaimer: This is for fun only. None of this ever happened.
We have to say, thinking about the chappal has been making us laugh since this morning. Not the hitting part, but the fact that Alia cannot escape from this because everyone knows her dad wears chappals everywhere. That is the longest relationship he has ever had in his life: with his chappals.
Whether it’s the National Awards or the Filmfare Awards or the Bhojpuri Awards, he’s there with his chappals on. Alia can’t pretend to be clueless about this one. Though her father’s sins are not hers, so that is fine. But she still can’t deny that this incident could NOT have happened.
The more we thought about it, the more disturbing it all sounds. Like, what was Alia’s mom thinking when she tweeted it was her husband who launched Kangana? Was she expected them to fall in front of her husband’s feet and be grateful? That’s a low blow. It’s how the rich treat the poor: Be grateful to me, I gave you a job!
Anyways, we won’t lie. We actually went to Google Mahesh Bhatt Chappals and guess what? It was already a well-searched keyword phrase! WTH!
See, he does wear chappals all the time:
Chappals at a photoshoot
Chappals in a 5-star Hotel
People don’t want to see his chappals no more, so they Thakur his legs off! (Sholay-reference)
You can’t deny that!
Question though, how does he get back his chappals after he goes to a religious place? Does he put it in a special plastic bag and keep it somewhere safe outside there? Or, does he randomly just take someone else’s chappals because all chappals look the same at this point? Right?
Also, came across these pictures. What is going on?
This is Rhea Chakraborty, who also happens to be among the most searched keywords involving him. Wonder why?!
So, let’s dig into Kalank.
We wished we could share that video of the amazing bullfighting scene, but it won’t be right. Someone sent it to us and it looked like a video game or like if Varun was at a rodeo!
As everyone probably guessed, the movie did not get good reviews. Critics were trying hard to praise something in it and they went for the sets. But don’t take the critics word for it, check out what this uncle had to say:
Karan Johar should have some shame! He is the reason why this uncle’s blood pressure has gone up! See, this is what happens when you bank on fandoms to make your film work. What about this uncle? He is telling it like it is and he even attacked KJo verbally by saying he wasted all the money the producer invested in this one. Apparently, the money was wasted on building lavish sets. Uncle is so pissed because no such thing existed back then! He also said watching the film felt like if he was a patient at the hospital watching the film.
Maybe that’s the millennial part Alia was talking about.
Out of all the people, most hated it and a few liked it. Madhuri Dixit got the most praises!
Supposedly, they are promoting the film as the highest opener of 2019. After the weekend is over, only then we will know. But knowing KJo, there’s a huge chance he has already figured out how to make his money back.
So, any of you catch it yet?