DNA and Hindustan Times had this headline today and the title of this topic is the first thought that came to mind.
As some of you might know, Jesus was able to turn water into wine.
According to Ranbir in this DNA article, Aloo Paratha is able to turn water to sherbat, which is basically the Indian version of wine without alcohol. Someone please alert the priest, the return of Jesus is here!
When any of you guys get to meet Aloo, don’t bother taking a selfie with her, just bring your bottle of water and have her turn it into a delicious bottle of sherbat; it will go well with your aloo paratha! Don’t forget to kiss her hand first, y’all. She’s the female Jesus, after all!
Aside from turning water to sherbat, Raymond seems to think he was a homeless orphan person living in some dark alley before Aloo came into life and Angelina Jolied him :
They have decided they will be getting married in 2020, IF that Bra-movie doesn’t flop!
After being in so many relationships, there’s something about Aloo that makes him so possessive about her. And oh, Kebab Jo just added the Varun Dhawan angle to their story. So just get ready, there’s more to come:
It seems that he is still on the Let’s Sh!t on Katrina “I hate Katrina” theme for this promotion. Clearly, being so much in love with new Jesus has not made him forget how much he hates her!
Raazi is the best film ever, y’all:
Raazi for the Oscars 2019, y’all:
Seriously though, this whole Ranbir-Alia thing is getting too much now. How desperate must they all be? The closer we are to the release date of ‘Sanju’, the more pathetic they are with their headlines and stories. As if, these two are falling in love for the first time! Raymond should be prescribed something for his verbal diarrhea, he’s getting out of control! Soon enough, you will hear how he has officially adopted Aloo Paratha’s cats – the same way Brad Pitt adopted Angelina Jolie’s adopted kids! Too much is too much!
Found this randomly:
Like we mentioned before, the only reason they pushed this Raymond-Aloo love story was to give him something to talk about. And now, it’s everywhere. From Rajeev Masand to Anupama Chopra to Faridoon, the only headlines from these interviews are attached to Alia’s name. As if Ranbir himself, as a star, won’t make people interested in checking out these interviews so they need to attach it to a relevant and successful young lady.
To think that Ranbir was the same actor, who refused to talk about his private life or at least, he kept it private while releasing news on the sly. This reminds us of a segment years ago on AsiaToday, which was a programme on BBC. Those days, there weren’t many entertainment shows on news channels. In that programme, they had a short segment where sometimes they interview Indian actors; maybe it was 5 to 10 minutes. We remember they interviewed Deepika Padukone on the sets of ‘Break Ke Baad’. They were talking about her career and then suddenly the host told her: “Ranbir Kapoor, your boyfriend, said that he would choose a good script over you/your relationship.” The moment she said that, Deepika’s expression changed. It was surprised, shocked and sad – all rolled into one expression. Since she was very composed, she didn’t let her expression linger and straightaway, she answered: “Absolutely, I would do the same.” But there was that moment between the question and her answer, the way she reacted, that was when she probably realised that the relationship was done for. They broke up months after that interview.
Look at him today! He needs to talk about his alleged relationship to make sure people stand up and notice that his film is releasing. He needs to speak about his rumoured girlfriend to prevent his career from sinking deeper. How times have changed! We wonder if the same question was asked today, what would he say?
What is Sherbat/Sherbet?
For those, who don’t know what Sherbat is, it’s a cool and refreshing drink that includes milk, rose flavour or any other flavour you fancy, jelly and kiwi seeds. There is the type of Sherbat that is just a plain rose drink. The milk Sherbat is commonly served during Ramzan after the fast is broken. Like people enjoy a cold glass of Pepsi or Coca Cola, others prefer a nice Sherbat.
