Today’s blind item is the latest one by BollywoodLife. Now, this might just be random, but we think we got who this blind item is talking about. We don’t find anything wrong with because we too don’t really know this guy and his songs. The only thing we know him for is that he once admitted to shart himself on stage. If you don’t know what shart is, it’s shitting and farting at the same time. You know when you have had a bad stomach and you think it’s a fart coming, but it’s actually shit.
We apologise for the language used to describe this and deeply apologise if we cause any of you vomit. That said, since we read that thing, which was way too much information, this is all we think about when we see his face. All these Bollywood people hugging him like if he’s a Japanese panda, his sharting is all we think of when we see that.
Anyways, check who this blind item from BL is talking about. About our guesses, we know this is the actress they are talking about because she is an A-list, who is close to all the big stars in this country. Aside from that, when she has a point, she makes her point. She doesn’t not like to loose face and is quite stubborn in what she thinks. It’s why we think it’s her.
Well, better luck next time, pretty lady!
Like all Indians, Bollywood, too, is obsessed with anything or anyone from the West. Be it their shows or films, fashion or music – we love to get inspired by them. And the best part is Bollywood natives love to host international stars at their homes and call the whole industry to make merry. Of course there’s no criteria to make it to these bashes except for being good friends with the hosts. Well, we wish there was one so that this actress could save herself from getting horribly embarrassed in front of an international music sensation.
So it was a big Bollywood bash with the who’s who of the industry coming together for a fun night. This actress was also part of the guest list. She is known to be friends with every biggie in the industry. But guess her knowledge about the singer’s songs is very limited or she wouldn’t have lost face in front of him. The actress greeted him very warmly and even admitted to the fact that she was his biggest fan. Interested, the singer enquired about his songs that she likes. The actress stated the most obvious one but the singer wasn’t content. He prodded further and that’s when the actress made a huge blunder which left everyone in the party sniggering and chuckling at her expense. She got the second song so horribly wrong that the international star didn’t know what hit him. She named a song of another pop sensation who had come visiting us a while ago. Imagine the horror! It’s quite obvious that the focus at the party had shifted from partying with him to laughing at her.
In fact, a few of her filmi friends took her to a corner and explained to her the mistake she had committed. But the actress tried to defend it rather than be apologetic about it.
Actress: Katrina Kaif
Singer: Ed Sheeran
And here’s a picture of Ed Sheeran sharting in his pants, in case you can’t get the picture:
Nah, we are just messing with you! There ain’t no picture.