This might be a funny blind item, depending how you see it. Why it’s funny to us is because it reminds us of the same dilemma that a lot of wives face after their husbands retire and start staying at home in their face 24/7. This is why many famous athletes get divorced after they retire. We can only think of Michael Jordan at this point, but we are sure there are many more. Closer to home will be Amitabh Bachchan’s case. When he supposedly retire for the first time, Jaya Bachchan said she couldn’t take too much of him being at home and meddling with the things that she was in charge of. It’s why she made him go back to work with ‘Who wants to be a millionaire’. That’s why the blind item below is funny to us.

Their whole situation is different, though. He was away for a long time, but he did get to come back home from time to time. It’s been a while since he’s been fully home and now it seems the wife has decided that it is her time to fly to be free. What’s funny is that he has no idea where she goes and what work does she do? Why doesn’t he just ask her instead of complaining to his friends? Speaking of his wife, her face seems to have changed. We can’t really figure out exactly why, but it seems there has been some colour change as well as implants in her cheekbones; it could be botox or face contour for all we know. Well, he should have just listened to his sisters before marrying her so quickly. Check out the blind item below from DNA.

Bollywood Blind Item

This senior actor has taken to drinking as his wife keeps going to Dubai…

There are rumours that this star wife might soon move to Dubai.

Says an insider, “She stays there five days out of seven in a week. She also travels to other parts of the world on ‘Work” but no one knows what that work is. Least of all her husband. Meanwhile her kids are being neglected because the husband is away at work. He also suspects that that his wife is up to no good and had taken to drinking heavily. Starting from the time he woke up in the morning. But now his friends (whatever are left) are rallying around him and are supporting him. He is of certain age and his bank balance is almost down to nil. It’s really sad. And if she decides to leave him she gets half of everything he owns. Except the house, which thanks to his father’s will, he will own solely forever.” Chalo, there is at least one silver lining.

OSOP Guesses

Star Wife: Maanayata Dutt

Senior Actor: Sanjay Dutt